Benchmarking old crap

 Why not.

Number 1: Sharp Laptop

Basic stats:

• Name: Sharp Mebius Note PC-FJ30Z
  
• CPU: Intel Mobile Celeron 333 MHz
• RAM: 192 MB SDRAM 66MHZ
• GPU: Trident Cyber 9388 2MB
• Chipset: Intel 82440BX/2X
  
• HDD: 30 GB IDE
• OS: Windows98SE Japan (of course)
• CDROM: Matshita UJDA130
• Keyboard: 106-Key Japanese
  
• Audio: ESS  ES1978 Maestro-2E PCI Audio
  
• Modem: Internal 55.6kbs
  
• Network: PCMCIA
• PLANEX FW-300TX Fast-Ethernet
  
• Screen: 800x600 TFT
  
• Bios Date: 1999-04-09
• External Ports:
• USB 1.0 1x
• Floppy
• IR
• PS/2
• VGA
• Serial 1x
• LPT
• Modem
  

Results:

• DOS (in Windows box)
• in Windows
  
• PC Player 640x480 27.1
• Doom (HiRes) timed 2134 gametics in 1053 realtics
• Quake 640x480: 969 FRAMES 16.9 Seconds = 57.3 FPS
• in pure DOS
• Playhouse 163.1
• PC Player 640x480 21.1
• Doom: exactly the same as above
• Quake 640x480 58.0 FPS
• Sysinfo CPU Speed: 829.5
• Windows:
• PCMark 2002
• CPU score: 858
• other tests wouldn't run
• HWInfo
• CPU: 3453
• FPU: 3286
• MMX: 1660
• Memory: 139 MB/s
  

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